Celebrity·Posted on Jun 19, 201519 Things That Would Absolutely Happen If Chris Pratt Were Your DadSPOILER: He'd be one dino-mite dad.by Chris HernandezBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. He would teach you how to embrace the outdoors. View this photo on Instagram 2. You'd make use of your passport a whole lot more. View this photo on Instagram 3. If you ever need a designated driver, he'd pick you up in the coolest ride ever. View this photo on Instagram 4. And you'd get a speech about how to drink responsibly. chris pratt @prattprattpratt Whirlwind tour. Tired. Nervous. Mini bottle of Johnny Walker and a 5 Hour Energy. Time for a UK premiere! 09:25 PM - 24 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. He'd teach you how to tie a tie in the most fashionable way. View this photo on Instagram 6. He'd give you some solid relationship advice. chris pratt @prattprattpratt It's raining in LA and we're on our way to the Oscars! Gonna be a #wetredcarpet! 12:23 AM - 23 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. And help you to make healthy living a priority. chris pratt @prattprattpratt #HappyMemorialDay and thanks to Kauai Athetic Club for the sweet venue for the #MurphChallenge 10:25 PM - 26 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite (Like, you know you want to know the secrets to his abs.) View this photo on Instagram 8. He'd teach you how to embrace all the caveats of your creativity. chris pratt @prattprattpratt Bye bye lil Sebastian 01:11 AM - 14 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. And see the world in a whole new perspective. Anna Faris @AnnaKFaris Ugh. So bummed my husband got such a huge head from being starlord. 03:19 AM - 05 Sep 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Your knowledge of sports would grow exponentially. Anna Faris @AnnaKFaris My sweet husband trying to explain strategy 09:24 PM - 01 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. He'd advocate "treating yo self" from time to time. View this photo on Instagram 12. And have his own special ways of calming your nerves. View this photo on Instagram 13. He'd impart his patriotism unto you. View this post on Facebook Facebook: video.php 14. Let's be real, everything would be awesome. chris pratt @prattprattpratt #AskChrisPratt #TheLEGOMovie 07:55 PM - 06 Feb 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. But above all, he'd show you love. Anna Faris @AnnaKFaris My sweet men on the last day on set of parks and recreation. What a great show @prattprattpratt 03:41 AM - 13 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Unconditionally. chris pratt @prattprattpratt Home. At last. 03:41 PM - 17 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. During the brightest of days. Anna Faris @AnnaKFaris You can tell by our faces that I've been trying to take this felfie for a while #hatwearinfamily 06:56 PM - 12 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. And darkest of nights. Anna Faris @AnnaKFaris Saturday night with the guys! 02:52 AM - 22 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Because, to him, family is everything. chris pratt @prattprattpratt #HappyThankgiving #12thMan 01:55 AM - 28 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite Now, time for a "felfie." Anna Faris @AnnaKFaris Family selfie! Felfie? 07:25 PM - 11 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite