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15 Old School One-Hit Wonders

Plug in the jam box because it’s time for some old-school party jamz. Yeah, we said “jamz.” Deal with it. Hip-hop fans, mark your calendars: Tonight at 10:30 p.m. is the debut of Chozen, the new FX Network comedy series about the dopest, grimiest rapper-with-a-heart-of-gold.

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1. Kriss Kross - "Jump"

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2. House of Pain - "Jump Around"

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3. Wreckx-N-Effect - "Rump Shaker"

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4. Snow - "Informer"

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5. Tag Team - "Whoomp! (There It Is)"

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6. Akinyele - "Put It in Your Mouth"

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7. DJ Kool - "Let Me Clear My Throat"

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8. Black Sheep - "The Choice Is Yours"

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9. Young M.C. - "Bust a Move"

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10. M/A/R/R/S - "Pump Up the Volume"

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11. Rob Base and D.J. E-Z Rock - "It Takes Two"

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12. Skee-Lo - "I Wish"

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13. Afroman - "Because I Got High"

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14. Eddie Murphy - "Boogie in Your Butt"

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15. Vanilla Ice - "Ice Ice Baby"

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Dope-ass disclaimer:

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For those of you who are all, "Kriss Kross totally had more than one single" and "these are not all technically one-hit wonders!" or whatever... we know.

Is Chozen the dopest MC of our lifetime? Or the dopest MC of EVERYONE's lifetime? Judge for yourself:

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Those one-hit-wonder poseurs can suck it — it's the start of the Chozen era, fools. No gimmicks, just banging, speaker-pounding, booty-shaking rap from the people who brought you Archer and Eastbound and Down.