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An Ode To Chocolate

Chocolate, how do we love thee? Let us count the ways: Brownies. Fudge. Ice cream. Chips Ahoy! Chunky cookies. (Just to name a few.)

Oh, chocolate, we can hardly describe how amazing you are...

...thanks for making everything yummier, you're a friggin' superstar.

Of all other sweet stuff, you are definitely *king*...

...tons of chocolate chips just make our hearts sing!

If we could choose a confection to live vicariously through...

...we would, dear chocolate, always choose you...

...to travel through milkshakes and fountains, flowing like the Nile...

...turning every frown in the world into an instant smile.

No matter how hectic our schedules may get...

...you are waiting in the pantry to help us forget.

You turn boring lunch days into tasty afternoons...

...we swear, if we could, we’d make all bathtubs choco-lagoons!

A lil' chocolate is perfect any day...

...and when we forget to buy you at the supermarket, we don't feel OK.

We like you in all shapes and forms, our most delish pleasure...

...whether as ice cream, a brownie, or any other treasure.

Chocolate, you and us... it'll be a lifelong romance...

...and when we think of our love, we'll break out and happy dance.

If you can't get enough chocolate, get ready to fall in love with the seriously chocolaty Chips Ahoy! Chunky cookies!