1. Put your paw on their noise-hole.
2. Stare at them forever, don't break eye contact whatever you do.
3. Break a thing.
4. Spill a thing.
5. Knock a thing over. Feel no remorse.
6. Make a noise.
7. Plop down right on their useless body.
8. Yell at them nonstop.
9. Rearrange their squishy meat face.
10. If all else fails, just jump right on their dumb head.
