12 Healthy "Pizzas" That Aren't Fooling Anyone

    Is nothing sacred?!

    Carolyn Kylstra
    by Carolyn Kylstra

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. This vegan watermelon "pizza" dessert.

    thecookiewriter.com

    Wait, watermelon pizza? That's not real pizza!

    Get the recipe here.

    2. This avocado and egg "pizza" breakfast.

    Anjali Prasertong / Via thekitchn.com

    PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST, why I never.

    Get the recipe here!

    3. These zucchini "pizza" bites.

    damndelicious.net

    You've got to be KIDDING me with this.

    Get the recipe here.

    4. These portobello "pizza" caps.

    skinnymom.com

    You put mushrooms ON pizza, you don't make "pizza" out of MUSHROOMS. PEOPLE, I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.

    Get the recipe here.

    5. This banana cheesecake watermelon "pizza."

    thecookierookie.com

    NOPE NO NO NO, no way, no how, COME ON.

    Get the recipe here. It uses yogurt!

    6. This fruit pizza with cream cheese frosting.

    jocooks.com

    Cream cheese? PSH. This "pizza" isn't fooling ANYONE.

    Get the recipe here.

    7. This cauliflower "pizza" crust.

    buzzfeed.com

    WHAT IS THIS LOW-CARB NONSENSE GARBAGE THE ONLY REAL PIZZA IS A FULL CARB PIZZA.

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    8. This spinach "pizza" crust!

    http://joandsue.blogspot.ca/2012/12/spinach-crust-pizza.html
    http://joandsue.blogspot.ca/2012/12/spinach-crust-pizza.html

    SPINACH PIZZA CRUST. SPINACH PIZZA CRUST.

    Get the recipe here.

    9. This sweet potato "pizza" crust!!!

    carrotsncake.com

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    Get the recipe here.

    10. This grilled peaches "pizza" creation.

    sayyes.com

    Whatever happened to good old cheese and tomato sauce, huh?

    Get the recipe here.

    11. These vegan portobello "pizzas."

    Dana Shultz / Via minimalistbaker.com

    Too far. Too soon. Just...way too much.

    Get the recipe here.

    12. And these quinoa Hawaiian "pizza" stuffed peppers.

    thecookierookie.com

    That doesn't even LOOK like a pizza. You're not even trying now.

    Get the recipe here.

    OK but in all seriousness, all these creations actually look really delicious, and now I'm super hungry. Semantic differences be damned.

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    This post has been edited for clarity!