22 Of The Greatest Cat Escapes

Nine lives, four paws, zero fears. Behold, the domesticated cat. Masters of stealth. Be sure to check out Captain Henry Morgan’s narrow escapes on Captain Morgan’s YouTube page.

1. Don’t worry! You can’t see it, but she’s got a base jumping parachute on. For spontaneous escape situations such as this one.

2. Stare, drop, and roll. Simple but effective.

3. Child’s play.

4. Junk drawers aren’t just for pens that don’t work and paperclips anymore.

5. KITTIES HELPING KITTIES can you believe it

6. Considering the rise in general cat intelligence, one would think people would stop using these types of door handles.

7. When surrounded by water, a cat has but two options. 1.) Flee. 2.) Perish.

8. A failed attempt at escape? No. A successful attempt at kitty aerobics, more like.

Can you leave, now?

9. Harnessing the power of one enemy to escape another. Bold. Genius.

11. OH NO OH NO OH NO BYE

12. Mittens did not anticipate the presence of tin foil.

13. Too fat? Try too ripped.

14. Wait for it…..wait…for…it…

15. SURRENDER, BREAD!

16. Seriously, bread! STAHP!

17. Find yourself in a boring conversation? TUCK AND ROLL. Works every time.

18. I WAS NEVER HERE.

19. The bed is lava!

20. This includes reflections.

21. Don’t worry. Mom’s here.

FOR VENGEANCE

22. But no matter how successful cats are at escaping sticky situations, one hard truth remains.

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