1. Don’t worry! You can’t see it, but she’s got a base jumping parachute on. For spontaneous escape situations such as this one.
4. Junk drawers aren’t just for pens that don’t work and paperclips anymore.
6. Considering the rise in general cat intelligence, one would think people would stop using these types of door handles.
7. When surrounded by water, a cat has but two options. 1.) Flee. 2.) Perish.
8. A failed attempt at escape? No. A successful attempt at kitty aerobics, more like.
Can you leave, now?