1. The Wild-Eyed Bargain Hunter
Don’t even try to go to the sale rack.
2. The Havoc-Wreacking Teens
They just have to vine everything
3. The Judgmental Sales Associate
Oh…you want to wear those with that?
4. The Miserable Boyfriend
Meanwhile his girlfriend is trying on her 20th T-shirt.
5. The Rich Kid
Oh, this isn’t on sale? Perfect.
6. The Girl That Looks Good In Everything
She gives you inspiration to try it on, and it immediately becomes the worst decision you ever made.
7. The Disgruntled Customer
What do you mean I can’t return it?
8. The Embarassed Little Boy With His Mom
-Honey, these underwear look great!
9. The Mom Who Shops In The Junior’s Section
13. The “I Just Lost A Ton Of Weight And Need A New Wardrobe” Person
You go girl/boy!
14. The Young Professional Spending Their First Paycheck
15. The Person Who Tries On Everything A Size Too Small
16. The Floater
The person who stands in the most inconvenient spot to text.