Sometimes you hit it off with someone, and then the truth comes out.
“I have a dream that brothers and sisters would unite!”
“Oh my god, I look like a clown.”
One matcha green tea iced latte with nitrogen foam please!
#NotAllMen, but definitely some of you…
What would you do for a good education?
“Like most married couples, it’s going to be completely sexless… right?”
It’s all fun and games till…
Nah, we don’t all look like Chris Hemsworth.
“You can control pregnancies now!”
This cat takes better selfies than you! MEOW!
Have I become the douche bag or has the douche bag become me?
Here’s how to wash your jeans: DON’T.
… and this little piggy went in the dipping sauce.
Does NY have better pizza than LA has bad pizza? It’s a coast-to-coast pizza party challenge!
“Did you just eat a mouthful of balls?”
For you and your favorite sous chef!