Sometimes no words are needed.
“Your fantasy isn’t a stripper, it’s Taylor Swift.”
You can never get enough Hot Cheetos.
“This one actually has some muscle.”
“I’m between a Del Taco and a Chevron…”
Sometimes you hit it off with someone, and then the truth comes out.
“I have a dream that brothers and sisters would unite!”
“Oh my god, I look like a clown.”
One matcha green tea iced latte with nitrogen foam please!
#NotAllMen, but definitely some of you…
What would you do for a good education?
“Like most married couples, it’s going to be completely sexless… right?”
It’s all fun and games till…
Nah, we don’t all look like Chris Hemsworth.
“You can control pregnancies now!”
This cat takes better selfies than you! MEOW!
Have I become the douche bag or has the douche bag become me?