1. Man's best friend stepped up and became man's wingman.
2. Your cousin figured out her one true calling in life.
3. Baboon scientists discovered how to throw shade.
4. Bun control failed in the Senate.
5. Mixologists unveiled the Martini-Weenie Bikini to replace the earlier, more controversial Ass in a Glass.
6. Cats, always a little late to a trend, became obsessed with twerking...
7. ...taught themselves how to do it...
8. ...and now they won't stop.
9. We learned about controversial government spying programs.
10. Navel oranges decided they were no longer satisfied with just having navels.
11. And yet, sadly, panda pole-dancing technology remains out of reach.
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