1. Man’s best friend stepped up and became man’s wingman.
5. Mixologists unveiled the Martini-Weenie Bikini to replace the earlier, more controversial Ass in a Glass.
6. Cats, always a little late to a trend, became obsessed with twerking…
7. …taught themselves how to do it…
10. Navel oranges decided they were no longer satisfied with just having navels.
11. And yet, sadly, panda pole-dancing technology remains out of reach.
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