2. How did you get your accent?
Um, the same way you did?
3. Is Kate Middleton nice in person?
Is Barack Obama nice in person?
5. You guys call soccer “football,” right?
Nope. We call football “football.”
7. Oh, I love your accent! Australia is so pretty.
So close. I mean, literally thousands of miles away, but… close.
8. You’re British! So, like, The Rolling Stones or…?
9. You’re from where? Is that, like, near London?
It’s weird, but most of England isn’t London. Go figure.
10. Do you love Monty Python? Have you met him?
If you said that in England, it could get you imprisoned.