1. Here’s how we like to think of good ole Colonel Sanders, with his trademark mustache and goatee, wearing his white suit and string tie.
2. I even imagine him in the kitchen, cooking his chicken, making sure the 11 herbs and spices are just right.
3. But this is not the way I want to think of the Colonel!
This photo is making me uncomfortable and now I don’t think I can ever look at a bucket of KFC chicken again.
Now all I can hear is the Colonel whispering:
“That’s it… the Colonel likes it when you nimble on it nice and slow. Careful with the teeth!”
What do you think the Colonel is saying?
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