1.Because there was nothing better than celebrating Christmas with the Tanners.
2.Except, maybe, Christmas with the Matthews and Mr. Feeny.
3.Because, admit it, you sang along to this video:
4.Because you knew Christmas was just another excuse for boy bands to dress up in silly coordinated outfits...
5....or Santa costumes...
6....and Justin still hadn't stuck his dick in a box.
7.Even girl groups couldn't resist the lure of a Santa costume...
8....or teen pop stars.
9.Because nothing made you feel naughtier than the Christmas issue of A&F Quarterly.
10.Because you couldn't look at Hershey's Christmas Kisses without hearing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas":
11.Because Kevin McAllister showed you what the ultimate Christmas present was.
12.Because there was no bigger joy then picking out overpriced toys and knick-knacks from the Warner Bros. Collection catalog — even if you knew you probably weren't going to receive anything from it.
13.Because you could (and still can) recite this commercial by ha-ha-heart:
14.Because nothing was more delicious than green and red cereal (aka colored SUGAR).
15.Because you played this album nonstop...
16....and these as well:
17.Because you could count on the Kids' WB to deliver a satirical view on the holiday...