1. Because there was nothing better than celebrating Christmas with the Tanners.
2. Except, maybe, Christmas with the Matthews and Mr. Feeny.
4. Because you knew Christmas was just another excuse for boy bands to dress up in silly coordinated outfits…
6. …and Justin still hadn’t stuck his dick in a box.
Although in that photo, he looks really tempted.
7. Even girl groups couldn’t resist the lure of a Santa costume…
9. Because nothing made you feel naughtier than the Christmas issue of A&F Quarterly.
Well, to be fair, any issue of A&F Quarterly would make you feel naughty.
10. Because you couldn’t look at Hershey’s Christmas Kisses without hearing “We Wish You a Merry Christmas”:
11. Because Kevin McAllister showed you what the ultimate Christmas present was.
12. Because there was no bigger joy then picking out overpriced toys and knick-knacks from the Warner Bros. Collection catalog — even if you knew you probably weren’t going to receive anything from it.
13. Because you could (and still can) recite this commercial by ha-ha-heart:
“Ho-ho-ho, I’m hu-hu-hungry.”