1. Love is swell until you’re bludgeoned to death by a psycho jealous ex.
The dog tried to warn them.
2. Speaking of bludgeoning:
If you get this card, RUN!
5. Little known fact: The boy in the card was modeled after a young Dick Cheney.
8. What’s going on here?! Why does that dirty old snowman have that smile on his face?
9. A rather direct request by this Popeye impersonator.
10. I now have a new unholy creature to haunt my dreams:
Don’t stare directly into it’s eyes, it will steal your soul.
11. I don’t think she is being surprised as much as she’s being suffocated!
17. Those eyes! That stare! That look definitely says, “I’m NOT gonna be ignored, Dan!”
23. Is this the perfect card for anyone with a fish fetish?
24. The card that says “Just so you know my love for you is less than my love of Big Macs.”
26. Just a gentle reminder: You’re SINGLE on Valentine’s Day.
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