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23 Signs You Might Be Blanche Devereaux From “The Golden Girls”

Put on your sexiest nightgown, grab a slice of cheesecake, and read along.

1. You always give the best dating advice to your friends.

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2. You know how to throw a powerful stink eye…

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3. …and an even more powerful come-hither eye.

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4. You’re not afraid to try new things.

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5. You. Never. Ever. Look. Bad.

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6. Even at the gym.

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7. And sometimes, you know you look so good that you need to go back to the mirror for a second look — or a third.

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8. Occasionally it seems your good looks are holding you back.

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9. You know how to work your best features.

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10. You’ve got your priorities straight.

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11. When it comes to dating, you’re a natural flirt that isn’t afraid to go after what you want.

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12. You’re pretty much always the most fabulous person at the party.

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13. You tend to get a little worked up.

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14. You know how to take a compliment.

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15. Comebacks?

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Yup, you’ve got them down.

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16. You’ve also got shade down to an art form.

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17. Even your nightmares are sexy!

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18. Underwear? Nope. Not really your thing.

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19. You know deep down that your friends are kinda envious when they hear about your sexual escapades.

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20. But you’re also always there to hear about theirs.

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21. You never have a boring night at home.

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22. You know that there is nothing that a slice of cheesecake can’t solve.

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23. But most importantly, you know the power of a good strut!

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