21 Vintage Postcards Of Krampus That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Krampus sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows if you’ve been bad or good — and he is coming for YOU!

Krampus is a horrifying demon creature (straight out of Guillermo del Toro’s nightmares) that originates from Europe’s Alpine region. Each December 6, he accompanies St. Nicholas – the traditional gift-giver of Western Europe – in delivering presents to well-behaved children. But, unlike St. Nicholas, he punishes naughty children – usually by beating them and carrying them away in his sack back to his lair.

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1. Using his Miley Cyrus tongue to torture this poor child.

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2. This looks like a FUCKED UP version of Where the Wild Things Are.

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3. Krampus having fun while dragging kids to the pits of hell…

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4. …where he tortures them, as devil babies (possibly his spawn) watch on.

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5. Making a quick getaway in his sleigh — that I assume is powered by evil.

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6. He eventually upgraded to a snazzy car.

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7. Making delicious cute babies soup.

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8. Warning: He also kidnaps parents!

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9. Wait is that a full grown man in his little basket?

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10. Yeah, I don’t even know what is going on here.

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11. Why isn’t that little girl running for her life?

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12. This is just horrible….

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13. …and this is just sadistically weird.

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14. Morbidly showing off the body of a child he drowned.

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15. This poor little girl never saw it coming.

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16. Looking strangely dapper here:

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17. WOW, Krampus really has a thirst for children’s blood!

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18. This might not be the safest way to transport babies.

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19. The plot thickens, Krampus is in cahoots with St. Nicholas.

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20. They even carpool together!

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21. Well, at least he has a way with the ladies.

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