1. When Lois made out with Superman’s corpse.
3. …or the even more horrific time that he tried to murder her in outer space.
5. The time she trapped Superman into marrying her by getting pregnant.
8. The time Lois was concerned that Superman was getting a little too close to his cousin.
10. The time she tried to murder Superman for NOT marrying her. Damn, put a RING ON IT Superman!
13. When she was so desperate to marry Superman that she made a deal with the devil.
15. When she was forced to marry Titanman and Superman just laughed.
18. …which she apparently succeeded at, cause she was on trial for her murder.
19. And she was found guilty.
20. The really confusing one where she decided to be a black woman.
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