3. And, of course, it’s all high-end designer clothing, sweetie!
4. You’re always up to date with the latest and coolest trends…
6. Speaking of gossip, you’ve got a subtle way of getting the 411 from your friends and family.
8. You don’t like to judge, but sometimes you’ve got to be brutally honest.
10. You know that if people listened to you, the world would be a way better place.
12. You’ve perfected the art of the eye-roll:
13. Work? Ugh, you’ve rather be anywhere else.
14. You enjoy the occasional glass of wine (or two or six).
15. Your most stable relationship is with FOOD!
And you’re OK with that.