17 Strange And Creepy Vintage New Years Cards

Who wouldn’t want to receive a card featuring small children getting drunk?

1. If you’ve ever had an irrational fear that the Moon is watching your every move, then this is the card for you.

2. My only real question is about the naked lady: How tiny is she?

3. No creepy kid dressed like a Harlequin, I do not want more champagne.

4. Nope, I can’t deal with that Moon man/thing.

5. So, let me get this straight: When we pass out drunk, some fairies come, take shrooms, and then make out?

6. I heard breaking an old man’s back is good luck.

7. Even that bird wearing pants and shoes is saying WTF.

8. Two drunk homeless men staring at a clock — this card is just depressing.

9. The face of regret. Hallmark, please start making these for a walk of shame card collection, thanks in advance.

11. That stork is terrifying, and looks like something straight out of Pan’s Labyrinth.

12. Who hasn’t passed out drunk and woken up to a horse eating their hair?

13. Ah! Double creep factor: Moon man/thing and angels feeding it champagne.

14. Where are their parents?!

15. I don’t know what a beetle looking at the sky has to do with New Years, but OK.

16. This potato mutant is here to wish you a horrifying New Year!

17. Yup, this is what January 1st feels like.

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