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11 Pageant Tips You Can Actually Use Every Day

Pageant queens, they’re just like us! Well… almost. Use these totally useful tips to get a smidgen closer to perfection, and tune in to meet the beauties of Game of Crowns, premiering Sunday July 13 @ 9/8c on Bravo.

1. Wear your crown and sash for additional parenting power.

2. It's possible to smile even when you'd rather be spitting venom.

3. When you win, you can gloat all you want. (Champions don't worry about poise.)

4. If people are being mean, intimidate them with your massive guns.

5. Entrances can never be too grand.

6. There's never a wrong time to show your love of country.

7. Heels on stage? Heels for anything in life.

8. There are other humans willing to paint you with tanner.

9. Massive crowns will strengthen your neck.

10. Wearing clothing competitively on a runway makes you more prepared for the runway of life.

11. And all of your skills can be passed down to younger generations.

Get inspired by the ladies of Game of Crowns, premiering Sunday July 13 @ 9/8c on Bravo:

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