The 37 Absolute Greatest Photos Of Cats In The Bathroom

These cats literally don’t give a crap.

37. The Scream

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: This cat represents the absolute pain we all feel at some point in our lives about something.

36. The Culprit

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: The face we all pull when we’re caught doing something wrong. This cat has it.

35. The Playful Troublemaker

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: This cat is a testament to all of the times you wish you could have told your boss to go fuck themselves. This cat doesn’t care about responsibilities, about the future, or about his resume. This cat lives for the moment. Why don’t you?

34. The Apologist

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because he’s sorry. Aren’t we all a little sorry?

33. The Wannabe

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: I know it’s not a cat. You know it’s not a cat. But does it know it’s not a cat? How can we judge the potential existential crisis no doubt overcoming this poor wallaby?

32. The Hungover.

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because we’ve all been there.

31. The Sir

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because this cat probably poops better than you do.

30. The Cat With No Future

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Caught with her hand in the cookie jar whilst at the same time being backed into a LITERAL CORNER. Is this cat a visual metaphor for our lives, as human beings? My vote is yes.

29. The Trash Cat

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: This cat has had enough. And he has expressed himself appropriately. How he got the trash up there, though? We’ll never know.

28. The One-Eyed Sleeper Cat

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because if this cat can’t poop neither can you.

27. The Demon Cat

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because it’s rude to watch anyone whilst they move their bowels.

26. The Tippy Toe

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because you must always test the waters first, I guess.

25. Panther

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: With a name like Panther, it’s hard to maintain your soft side. Props to this cat for letting the world in on one of its most vulnerable moments. A true, humble hero.

24. The Ginger Bones

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: The boney, almost unsightly back legs of this cat remind us all that underneath all the skin and fur we’re all the same.

23. The Oh So Inquisitive One

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: This cat is just trying to do what it does. And sometimes that is all it takes to unlock the true, untouched beauty of a being.

22. The Ruiner Of Mornings (For Evermore)

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: We all have a douche in our lives. The one that takes the last clean towel and hurls it into the toilet. That douche is this cat.

21. The On Edge Pooper

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because the cat’s trying. That’s why. And we should all try harder.

20. The Beauty And The Green

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because this is probably the most aesthetically pleasing cat-on-toilet picture on the internet.

19. The Cat, Interrupted

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: A bold, confident figure among the grape-colored walls, this cat is just trying to do the right thing. It has no qualms with you personally, only with your actions.

18. The Seatless Sitter

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because the toilet was no doubt flooding — and this brave soul sacrificed its own well-being for the sake of the greater good. The world needs more cats like this.

17. The Rocker

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Do you really need a reason? This thing is badass.

16. The Nearly Headless Cat

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because when you want something bad enough, you don’t let anything get in your way.

15. The Unreal, The Unknowing

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: It may not be a real cat in a physical sense — but it’s real in reminding us all that cats are essential to all parts of life.

14. The Super Best Friends

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because friends are friends to the bitter end.

13. The Nude

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: So innocent, so pure. Beauty like this is unparalleled. We’ve all done the full nude poop before — why can’t we do it with the pride of this fella? Why?!

12. The Thoughtful Artist

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because this cat is essentially the cat version of Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

11. The WatchCat

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because who watches the Watchmen? The WatchCat, that’s who.

10. The Spotted Sleeper

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: A rare, beautiful breed. The Spotted Sleeper demonstrates that it doesn’t matter where you are OR what you have to do. What matters is doing what YOU want.

9. The Princess

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because to be white in a bathroom of white is to be lost in a field of the missing. One day The Princess will find her true self, but that day is not today.

8. Ebony and Ivory

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because they’re together. In perfect harmony.

7. The Hot and Sweaty

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because when you have sweaty balls there’s only one thing you want to do. This.

6. The No Wipe, No Fuss Cat

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: So confident in its own pooping ability, this cat literally DESTROYS the toilet roll in an effort to rid the world of pesky 2-ply.

5. The Never Say Never Cat

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because this cat is dominant and proves a point all in one action. This isn’t your toilet. It’s ours.

4. The Perv

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because he watches you poop. From all angles.

3. The First Feline Of The Apocolypse

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because revenge is a dish best served tinned in its own juices.

2. The Psychopath

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: Because this cat doesn’t just want this. It needs this.

1. The Planet

Why you need this cat in your bathroom: No cat has ever represented us — the human race – in a better and more succinct way. And for that, we applaud it.

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