1. First of all, ANYTHING covered in cheese tastes better in the wee hours.
2. It's preferably melty and gooey...
3. ...although you could really settle for anything.
4. COOKIES ARE THE PINNACLE.
5. Cereal is required (in the largest bowl possible, with plenty of whole milk).
6. And all breakfast foods can be appreciated, for that matter.
7. Fries, fresh out of the fryer, are a must.
8. Always have a bag of late-night chips within arm's reach.
9. Sprinkle it all with hot sauce.
10. ARE TACOS EVEN A QUESTION?
11. Really, anything you eat with your hands...
12. ...and anything you can stick your face into...
13. ...and anything that can be made with your nearest household objects.
14. Either way, it all somehow disappears INSTANTLY.
Eat it all with Taco Bell sauce — totally buyable IN ACTUAL BOTTLES.
