1. When we witnessed this botched butt implant:
2. When the doctors put a flashlight against an LLL boob, and it looked like this:
3. When Monique gave us this music video...
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4. ...And when she told us the name of her other song:
5. When the doctors found a piece of nose in a patient's lip.
6. When a woman stayed awake during her stomach surgery.
7. When we met Venus Delight, who danced like this:
8. When this patient, Lacey, let us in on a secret:
9. When we saw a uniboob.
10. When Monique said she'd had "over a gallon of liquid silicone" in her body.
11. When we saw this tummy tuck disaster...
...and we were just like:
12. When we weren't sure who was actually who here:
13. But then this:
14. When we met another Justin, the ~human doll~...
15. ...and when he told us how many procedures he's had:
Things are about to get even more crazy on the second season of Botched. Brand New Tuesdays 9/8c on E!
