1. The name of your street was quaint as hell.
2. Your house looked just like your neighbor's.
3. You expressed yourself with bumper stickers...
4. ...or with this:
5. Your idea of exotic food was the orange chicken from the mall food court.
6. You bought your sushi from the grocery store.
7. You had, uh, unconventional ways to pass the time.
8. You performed a dance routine to Michael Jackson or Britney Spears in a talent show.
9. You had a "gang."
10. But you knew your priorities.
11. Everyone you knew had a drug addiction.
12. Or a designer drug addiction.
13. You were a bit of a troublemaker.
14. Who had daily run-ins with the law.
15. But you weren't afraid to commit crimes — like trespassing.
16. Or vandalism.
17. Or causing a public disturbance.
18. Your weren’t allowed to listen to music with this label:
19. But you made do.
20. You'd go see bands at the local coffee shop.
21. And go clubbing in someone's living room.
22. And now you live anywhere BUT the suburbs.
Take a trip back to Woodcrest.
