You Can't Hang With The Squirtle Squad

You think trying to hang with Squirtle Squad is a good idea? You're wrong.

What's up? You wanna hang with our crew?

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Well first things first...

We drink and eat all day, son. ALL DAY.

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So drink five of these and eat four of these. DO IT NOW.

Time to get to business...

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When you're hanging with the Squirtle Squad, you gotta break the law before the law breaks you.

NOW WE DANCE

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Marvel at our vandalism. We stuck it to the man. He cannot hold us... Wait, is that the cops?!

Is there a problem, officer?

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Wanna fight about it? IT'S ON!

'SPLOSIONS

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BOOM!

Coast is clear! Wait, are you hiding down here?!

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You dumb idiot. We knew you couldn't hang.

NO ONE CAN HANG WITH THE SQUIRTLE SQUAD

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No one.