1. Approach donut counter
2. Eye your prey
3. Make sure donut store employee is looking the other direction
4. Mug for the security camera
5. Lick donut
6. Watch your boyfriend lick donut
7. Laugh
8. Kiss your boyfriend
9. Announce to donut shop "I hate America"
11. Issue an apology
Statement just in from @ArianaGrande over "I Hate America" doughnut-licking controversy
12. Correct apology
