Paul Mitchell sponsored this?

Thanks, but I’ll wait for the Android Kitchen Cabinet. It’ll have multitasking, Flash support, and won’t be ruled by DRM.

I’m surprised that most people don’t know about how the societal norm in Afghanistan is like a NAMBLA convention. When I was there, we’d have to physically keep the men off the boys when they were doing work for us.

This shows everything that’s wrong with the internet marketing scene today. Guy’s had a dream for 11 years, has been “all over the world”, given away a whole bunch of promo swag, made a promo video, and STILL DOESN’T HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE! Plz, create a website before you try to sell it. o_0

Do you see, America? This is what happens when you propel someone to celebrity status simply because they propelled some flesh from between their legs.

I’d like to see them actually do their own song for once.

Remember when lyrics actually had substance?

Nickelback sucks

DJ (to a real musician): I totally love being a musician and creating awesome music. Last night I found out that you can play Lady GaGa over Journey. Real Musician: Go fuck yourself.

“Smokey, this be not the foul jungles of the darkest East Orient. This be ninepins. We are bound by laws.”

WHO GIVES A GOD D%^&’ED F#@% ABOUT THIS WOMAN!? How about a reality show about Stephen Hawking, someone who actually contributes to the human race in a way other than propelling flesh out of an orifice?

Why will nothing in the near future be an iPhone killer? The sheer number of apps. Most iPhone users will not leave the device for Android because it would mean losing some of the functionality of the phone.

GORMLEY IS GOD!!!!!!!

What drive thru hands people drinks without lids?