3. You regularly dance without a Bat Cape and with a shirt.
4. You never threaten innocent animals with your moves.
11. You are not dancing in a Snuggie in the wilderness.
15. You take your medications before hitting the floor.
16. You do not see your moves as a mode of transportation.
17. You are not grinding a mirror.
In honor of Megan Rodgers.
20. Your ‘crew’ does not do this in the middle of the street.
29. You’re not Daggering someone off a cliff.
Thank you for the correction Jassy217!
And if you do dance like the above individuals, Buzzfeed recommends a lesson from Charlie Brown: Shoulders up, head side to side.
But in the end we know you’re just going to Buzz Lightyear.
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