34.
The ever colorful, always trendy FRUIT STRIPE GUM.
Stare deeply into that rainbow.
The flavor lasted exactly .041 seconds after hitting your mouth.
33.
Flintstones Push Pops.
31.
Orbitz bubbles drink with gummy bubbles from SPACE.
30.
Hidden Valley Taco, Nacho or Pizza Ranch with all the colors of health.
29.
Dannon Sprinkl'ins yogurt.
28.
This chemical concoction.
Or if you just wanted the world to burn.
23.
Happy Meals without apples or milk.
And with these amazing toys.
19.
Doritos finds a new dimension of TASTE.
18.
Pink Swimmingo ... the greatest flavor ever.
16.
Hi-C Ecto Cooler, R.I.P.
They kind of looked like this:
"You can see AND hear it!"
12.
Cereal made from candy.
And you would eat it like Jessie Pinkman.
11.
The greatest food utensil EVER CONCEIVED BY MAN.
10.
Shark Bites with the too many lame white ones.
9.
NO BETTER WAY TO DRINK FRUIT FLAVORED SUGAR.
8.
Ring Pop. Wearable candy. The creation of the gods.
7.
You knew the day was looking up when you got one of these in your lunch bag.
6.
Pizza Hut STUFFED CRUST.
5.
Any microwavable meal with a gooey, delicious brownie.
4.
When you were allowed a hot pocket because you had to go to practice.
2.
Anything that came out of this glorious baking lightbulb contraption: