1. Because look how patient I’m being! I’m such a good dog!!!
2. Because I’ve been practicing my ball-catching skills in preparation, and I think you will be very impressed!
4. Because I just learned how to walk, and I wanna test these bad boys OUT.
6. Because you guys are great, I love you and everything, but I think I need to hang out with some dogs.
8. Because honestly, how long do you think it will take me to bring this wall down? Probably not very long.
10. Because if we don’t go soon, I’m going to keep creeping you out with whatever it is I’m doing here.
11. Because i realllllly love playing in water, but baths definitely don’t count.