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Do you want to get saucy with Cersei or roll about with Ramsay?

Which "Game Of Thrones" Villain Do You Secretly Want To Have Sex With?

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Who knows what’s behind that helmet, and who cares? You’d love this massive mutant to take you in his arms and do terrible/wonderful things to you.

The Mountain!

You know under that filthy hessian dress lies the loins of a man with wants, with desires. You’d sit close together in his spartan turret, reciting scriptures, but then your eyes would meet, and suddenly the mood would change. You’d have no regrets about making the High Sparrow commit the gravest sins of the flesh.

The High Sparrow!

So devious! So dastardly! So creepily hot. You’d be wary of each other at first, but as the night wore on, your attraction to each other would be overwhelming. You’d unbutton his rigid jacket-dress thing, and run your fingers through that little triangle of hair under his lip. “Oh Little Finger! Not so little after all...”

Little Finger!

The very fact she might stab you at any moment would make your liaison with Ellaria Sand incredibly hot. You’d meet in the palace gardens one steamy Dorne night. She’d call you weak and pathetic, before pushing you onto a stone bench, ripping off her silk dress, and ravishing you by the light of the moon.

Ellaria Sand!

In your secret fantasy, you’re at Septa Unella’s mercy as a prisoner in one of the Faith’s cells. One day, while commanding you to repent, she rips off her starchy habit and unleashes her repressed desires. At the height of passion she screams, “Shame”.

Septa Unella!

His insane power, his brooding eyes, his fearlessness – The Night King would be the coldest, darkest fuck of your life, but that’s exactly why you want it.

The Night King!

Obviously she’s beautiful, but it’s also her ruthless, violent personality which turns you on. You’d like Cersei to push you onto the cold, hard stone floor of the Great Sept, then screw you with her eyes closed saying “Jamie” over and over again. Super fucking kinky.

Cersei!

He’s strong and he’s a survivor. He may have committed some dreadful atrocities, but somewhere in there is a good heart. He’d accompany you through some remote Westerosi backwaters, and as night fell… well, you gotta stay close for warmth.

The Hound!

He’s pure evil but you can’t help it, you want to show Ramsay Bolton who’s boss in the bedroom. There’s just something about that crooked grin, and those blue eyes rolling around like marbles in his demonic little face. You totally would.

Ramsay Bolton!

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