1.
This is your idea of how to really freak out your kids.
2.
You always dress cool for parent-teacher conferences.
3.
At the conference, the teacher mentions your kid's keen interest in snowglobes.
4.
You can succinctly explain your motives.
5.
You bought this when you learned you'd be with child.
6.
Videogames are alright in select cases.
8.
You lead quite the example with Lego.
9.
Your bake sale contribution undergoes several regenerations.
11.
You DIY all your childrens' party piñatas.
12.
Your kids' friends' parents now expect them to bring bananas to playdates.
13.
Brown bag lunches often look like this.
15.
Your kids get super into roleplay.
17.
And their graffiti is immediately incriminating.
18.
Explaining Santa is easy.
19.
You teach your kids to love a lot.
20.
You openly hope your next regeneration ("child") is a ginger.
