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10 Lessons Beavis And Butt-Head Have Taught America
Beavis and Butt-Head have taught us valuable lessons as Americans. Let's take a moment to reflect on their wisdom, and learn more lessons on a whole new season of Beavis and Butt-Head, Thursdays at 10/9c, only on MTV.
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1. Too much caffeine can cause negative personality changes.
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2. A canoe trip is a great time to bond with your fellow man.
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3. A real man can withstand a kick to "the jimmy."
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4. Old people have probably had more sex than you.
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5. Weightlifting is stupid.
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6. Sports drinks make a great disinfectant.
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7. There's no wrong way to work butt or ass into an insult.
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8. Being the captain is good.
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9. Sometimes the student surpasses the teacher.
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10. Beards make a man look damn smooth