1.
They absolutely do not think they’re flaky, they're just waaaay busier than everyone else
2.
They’re genuinely shocked when someone pulls them up on being a crappy mate.
3.
They actually believe that they’re not going to cancel on you when you make plans.
4.
You absolutely know that they’re going to cancel on you when you make plans.
5.
When they do come along to something, they make a real song and dance about it.
6.
They have no idea that everyone thinks they're flaky.
7.
When you bring up their flakiness, they get defensive and change the subject.
8.
You can set your clock by them cancelling.
9.
They never answer their phone.
