2. Not only do they know when to drop you off for school, but they know all your allergies, your strengths… and your weaknesses.
3. They’ll stand up to anything.
Especially when it comes to their kids.
4. You can’t argue with them, because if you do, they’ll give you sound life advice.
5. And don’t even THINK about messing with them after their evening tea.
Particularly if it’s in a mug.
7. …they can efficiently plan and execute a “battle” strategy at any given moment.
Especially if it has to do with 50% off Napa Valley wines.