12 Things Twentysomethings Literally Don’t Have Time For

Ain't nobody got time for ANY OF THIS.

1. Reading long messages on dating apps.

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Wayyyyy too thirsty.

2. Boring work meetings.

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"Excuse me, sir, but pardon my drool."

3. Making tasty looking treats for Instagram.

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Be true to yourself. Order an entire pizza for yourself and Instagram that.

4. Intricate DIY-ing.

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Successful DIY projects are for goddesses, not feeble trolls like yourself.

5. RUDE people on your commute to work.

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Can't we all just avoid eye contact with one another in peace?

6. Receiving backhanded compliments.

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"OH REALLY? The pants I'm wearing fit you when you were much heavier?"

7. Family asking for life updates all the time.

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"I am still not dating anyone and yes, my eczema is improving."

8. Hot-mess friends who only text you when they need something.

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*claps* GET *claps* YOUR *claps* LIFE *claps* TOGETHER.

9. Waiting on laundry.

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What do people even do while they wait, READ?!

10. Making phone calls.

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Voice-on-voice is way too intimate, buddy.

11. Answering phone calls.

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WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE CALLING ABOUT?

12. Listening to voicemails.

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"Can I live?"

And waiting forever for pasta to cook.

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Use Pronto pasta — you don't EVEN have to drain it.