12 Social Faux Pas That Should Be Judged As Crimes

If you do any of these in public, you should do time. Brought to you by Bad Judge, Thursdays 9/8c on NBC.

1. Not replacing the toilet paper should for sure be crime.

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2. Spitting in public? Crime.

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3. You know why lots of hashtags look like jail bars? That's because #toomanyhashtags is crime.

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4. Too many emoji? Should be crime too.

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5. Socks with sandals should be straight-up crime.

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6. Not warning about spoilers = major crime.

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7. Overuse of "spoiler alert" for non-spoilers constitutes crime.

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8. How is it that cargo shorts are not yet crime?

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9. Not cleaning the microwave should certainly be crime.

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10. Going "nom nom nom" when you should just be eating is for sure going to be crime someday.

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11. It is simply astounding that Segways are not yet crime.

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12. And this. All of this should be crime:

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