Im doctor kitty mcpaws and i’m sorry but i have some bad news. your son has overdosed on Catnip and we’re not sure if he’s going to purr through

Fucking spoiler warnings, Buzzfeed.

Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish.

I work at #2. Our bar’s age demographic is around 28 and up, and we have $2 PBR draft and bottle High Life around the clock, and our wells are under $3 all the time. Yes, you can drink for cheap after college.

Why?!?

Over thinking at its best.

OH WOW, apologies! I totally read you wrong! *hides in shame*

I made it through unscathed. Must be the sophomoric humor, all sex jokes. it’s been done to death, show me something intelligent.

So these people want to make shitty drinks, in dirty glasses, with lemons that have sat out all day, but no one can complain about it? They should all kill themselves.

Wow….at least you have jobs, SHUT UP!

Idgaf!

JUST FOUND OUT THE WANNABE DICTATOR RUPERT MURDOCH, CAUGHT BRIBING U.K. GOVT, AND BESTIES WITH BUSH, OWNS THIS SITE. HENCE THE REICHT WING PROPAGANDA. SEE YA BUZZFEED, DON’T AGREE WITH A GROUP OF POWERHUNGRY RICH OLD CRIMINALS TAKING DOWN DEMOCRACY AND REPLACING WITH A CORPORATE MAFIA. EXACTLY LIKE RUSSIA. EVEN ROMNEY AND PHILLIP MORRIS RAN TO RUSSIA WHEN ITS ECONOMY CRASHED AND TOOK OVER AND A FEW BECAME OVERNITE BILLIONAIRES. THE HATRED OF OUR GOVT AND ITS LAWS BY THE RICH, WHO USE DIVIDE AND CONQUER TO WIN,PLUS RIG VOTING MACHINES, TURN THE WORKING CLASS AGAINST THE POOR, AS IF THE POOR IS STEALING THEIR STUFF, WHEN IN REALITY ITS THE RICH WHO ARE STEALING US BLIND. OUR RESOURCES, OUR LABOR, EVERYTHING.

i miss human meat. anyone want to come hang out at my house tonight?

RNC, YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS. YOU BEEN F**KING US FOR THE LAST 10 YEARS AND YOU’LL TELL US ANYTHING WE WANT TO HEAR AND EVEN WORSE COMPROMISE ON YOUR PRINCIPLES TO DO SO. AND MITT?!!! WHAT A ASS CLOWN HE MADE OF HIMSELF. iF HE WAS NOT WILLING TO BEAT UP OBAMA LIKE HE DID IN THE REPUB PRIMARIES HE SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME.  YOUR’RE ASSES. I AM AND HAVE BEEN THROUGH WITH YOUR PARTY. SCREW YOU. REPUBLICANS—-CHANGE TO INDEPENDENT AND LETS GET REAL LEADERSHIP, UNCOMPROMISING. SCREW THE DEMON-CRATS. KICK THEIR ASSES.   YES I KNOW THIS IS ALL CAPS. I’VE BEEN FRIGGEN PISSED FOR THE LAST 2 CYCLES SINCE MCCAIN. WHAT A FRIGGEN LOSER. NOT FOR HIS PAST—-BUT ALL THESE LAST 10 YEARS.

A) the bible is NOT HISTORY. IT IS A BUNCH OF MADE UP STORIES from people who had no idea about history, science, or even morality.The thing contradicts itself so many times. B) It’s pretty obvious that the “history” channel is becoming to history as FOXnews is to news. This is just another ratings stunt, pandering to all the basest interests of the christian fundamentalists, right down to casting somebody who could easily play Obama, similar eyes, similar jawline, nose… A grotesque display that worked. THE BIBLE IS NOT FUCKING HISTORY. They should get back to their endless Hitler documentaries. At least world war II actually HAPPENED.

Thank you Buzzfeed for handing the megaphone over to the Vatican public relations office.

IT IS WHAT IT IS BECAUSE THESE PATHETIC REPORTERS MAKE IT SO, ALLOW IT TO BE SO, AND ASS KISS THIS POTUS … THEY HAVE NO ONE ELSE TO BLAME BUT THEMSELVES AND THEIR COWARDICE NATURES

You have to do better than that when it comes to me