Fact: some people can dance.
Regular humans just can't do things like this.
But don't be disheartened, regular humans. We are here to help.
Follow these simple moves and you'll be a dance genius in no time.
Here's your soundtrack.
Are you feeling this beat?
Here we go!
1. First, a gentle floor tap.
2. And now a gentle air punch.
3. Try "The French Girlfriend"
4. "The 19th Century Oil Painting"
5. "The Magazine Cover"
6. Onto "The Languid Office Twist"
7. And now, "The Sliding Wizard"
8. The "I'm Crazy, Nah Just Kidding I'm Totally Not"
9. "Celebration Arms"
10. "Robot Hips"
You're doing great! Let's advance a level.
11. Try "This Butt Thing"
12. Get some plants involved why not!
13. "The Passionate Conductor"
14. "Stomping On A Spider"
15. Finish with an "Invigorating Street Twirl"...
16. ...and a "Dramatic Dust Toss"
See? You've totally got this.
You're ready to dance in public now.
Off you go, tiny dancer. Make us proud!
