1.Bubble nails seem like a special kind of hell when you're in the bathroom.
2.Glitter roots could singlehandedly keep Head & Shoulders in business.
3.Glitter beards seem like a really great way to make it feel like you've got a yeast infection on your face.
4.And don't even get me started on glitter armpits.
5.Head plants are fucking with the photosynthesis process.
6.Why would you spend time weaving a hair tapestry when you could do something much more productive, like watching paint dry?
7.Tie-dye hair seems like a lot of work for something that will make your shower look like the scene of a unicorn massacre every time you wash your hair.
8.We have come TOO FAR to purposely have clumpy mascara.
9.Is this pixel hair or a Dell computer from 1997? You be the judge.
10.IRL hangovers make this look naturally, so hangover makeup seems like a time-suck.
