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10 Ways To Know You're Obsessed With Oral Hygiene

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1. You group "non-flossers" into the same category as felons.

2. You had to look up the word "cavity" in the dictionary, because you've never had one.

3. You point out alignment imperfections to your orthodontist.

4. Your dentist appointments only last 30 minutes.

5. All of your jokes have to do with teeth or dental puns.

6. You refuse to kiss a significant other until you've brushed your teeth in the morning.

7. You know what this is:

8. People stand near you just to get a refreshing whiff of your breath.

9. You only drink clear liquids.

10. You're all about capturing your perfect smile in a selfie.