1. Babies do not know how to pose for pictures. They just don’t.
2. You are not flexible enough to do an infinity sign with your body.
3. Dogs will not sit still after you give them a stick.
Have you ever heard of fetch?
4. Your hair is not majestic enough to flip like this.
Only Pocahontas could pull it off.
5. Children cry ALL the time.
Good luck sending out those Christmas cards.
6. Putting sprinkles on your lips will not look cute.
You’ll probably just lick it off anyway.
8. You’re supposed to kiss under the mistletoe, not wrap yourself in hot bulbs.
9. You are not a yoga master.
Stick with Downward-Facing Dog.
10. There is no way you can spin your child and take a picture at the same time.
11. A photo within a photo is only legit when you are in a scenic area.
They didn’t even frame it. Try harder, guys.
14. Like, ever.
It just looks so much better when they do it. Sorry, guys.
15. Aerial pictures just never come out the way you want them to.
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