1. First Ellen showed us the Kardashian’s Khristmas Kard, and had this to say about it:
3. And then Ellen announced that her and Portia just created their Christmas card and it’s glorious.
4. Portia is Kim. Ellen is Kanye. They are “Bound for a Merry Christmas.”
6. You can watch the full clip here:
7. For reference, here’s Kanye’s “Bound 2” video.
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