1. First Ellen showed us the Kardashian’s Khristmas Kard, and had this to say about it:
2. And Loni Love showed her disapproval with a high level of sass.
3. And then Ellen announced that her and Portia just created their Christmas card and it’s glorious.
4. Portia is Kim. Ellen is Kanye. They are “Bound for a Merry Christmas.”
6. You can watch the full clip here:
7. For reference, here’s Kanye’s “Bound 2” video.
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