1. This cat who decided he’d let the human give him a bath for once.
2. This cat who decided she would sit next to the turtle for just a sec.
3. This feline who decided the pillow looked like a perfectly fine solid surface.
4. This cat who decided to go grocery shopping during rush hour.
5. This cat who decided to take a quick nap on this table.
6. This guy who decided he could do yoga as well as those other cats on the internet.
NOPE NOPE NOPE.
7. This cat who decided she’d take a short nap by this banana.
8. This cat who decided she would chase the butterfly up the screen door.
9. This kitty who decided this shoe was an acceptable toy.
NOPE DEFINITELY NOT.
10. This cat who decided to swing for the fences.
OH NO NO NO.
11. This cat who decided he would make himself a quick toasted sandwich.
12. This cat who decided he’d take a leap of faith.
16. This feline who decided to find out what caused that weird noise.
17. This cat who decided to eat his owner’s lunch.
NOPE BIG MISTAKE.
18. This kitty who decided to examine what that big red dot was.
19. This cat who decided to plan an escape.
NOPE NOPE ABSOLUTELY NOT.
20. This feline who decided to check on her parents.
OMG NO WHYYYYYY?!
21. This kitty who decided he would follow the human into the shower.
NO PLEASE SEND HELP.
24. This cat who decided eating a pound of tuna fish wouldn’t affect his weight.
25. This cat who thought she’d take the quick route through the doggie door.
26. This cat who decided she’d skip the door altogether and just use a window.
27. And this cat who decided she’d keep an eye on this lizard.
But there’s ALWAYS another lizard.
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