21 Truly Upsetting Vintage Recipes

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1. Tuna and Jell-o Pie

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Also known as the Summer Salad Pie, which Betty Crocker’s Dinner in a Dish Cookbook (1965) dubiously calls “pretty as can be.”

Recipe here.

ID: 2252015

2. Ham and Bananas Hollandaise

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Recipe here.

ID: 2251969

3. Hot Dog Fondue

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Who knew hot dogs could be so customizable?

ID: 2255559

4. Perfection Salad

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Playing pretty fast and loose with the terms “perfection” and “salad.”

Recipe here.

ID: 2252564

5. Frosted Ribbon Loaf

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I don’t care if the frosting is cream cheese-based, it still doesn’t belong anywhere near “pretty layers of ham and egg filling.”

Recipe here.

ID: 2255996

6. Lobster Relish

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Is it…is it alive?

Recipe here.

ID: 2252865

7. Jellied Tomato Refresher

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Definitely too chunky to be refreshing.

Recipe here.

ID: 2255398

8. Atora Steak Puddings

These look like props from a murder movie.

ID: 2255414

9. Lime Cheese Salad

The makings of a great meal: citrus, dairy, and a heap of “seafood salad.”

ID: 2255493

10. Liver Sausage Pineapple

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Just imagine the horror of expecting something pineapple-flavored and instead getting a mix of liverwurst, mayo, and Worcestershire. IMAGINE.

Recipe here.

ID: 2255749

11. Super Salad Loaf

“…and pack into bologna shell.”

ID: 2255445

12. Shrimp Sandwich Roll

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Taking something that probably tastes pretty decent and making it look like a log of vomit.

Recipe unavailable online, but found in here.

ID: 2252803

13. Frozen Cheese Salad

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Seems like being on Weight Watchers in the ’70s was kind of bummer, no?

Recipe here.

ID: 2252491

14. Monterey Soufflé Salad

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AGAIN with the fish/gelatin/citrus combo?

ID: 2255583

15. Spam ‘n’ Limas

More like “AAAHHHHH! inspiring.”

ID: 2255606

16. Banana Candle

This one comes from Be Bold With Bananas — which, admittedly, sounds like a must-read — but, guys. GUYS.

ID: 2255813

17. Snowy Chicken Confetti Salad

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What’s most alarming about this one is the impossibility of actually locating the chicken.

ID: 2255856

18. Glazed Potato Salad

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Can we just stop turning everything into loaves?

ID: 2252319

19. Baked Stuffed Salmon

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[Host places dish on table, beaming with pride.]
[Guests flee in tears.]

Recipe here.

ID: 2255634

20. Igloo Meat Loaf

OK, that’s actually adorable.

Recipe here.

ID: 2255552

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