Books·Posted on May 12, 201427 Bizarre Books You Won't Believe Actually ExistIt takes all kinds.by Arianna ReboliniBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Yoga For Equestrians: A New Path For Achieving Union With The Horse* 2. Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook 3. Knit Your Own Cat 4. Crafting With Cat Hair 5. Knitting With Dog Hair 6. The Relaxed Rabbit: Massage For Your Pet Bunny 7. Extreme Ironing 8. Old Tractors And The Men Who Love Them 9. If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? 10. If The Devil "Made" You Do It, You Blew It! 11. Be Bold With Bananas 12. How To Avoid Huge Ships 13. Fancy Coffins To Make Yourself 14. Make Your Own Sex Toys 15. The Beginner's Guide To Sex In The Afterlife 16. A Passion For Donkeys 17. Learning To Play With A Lion's Testicles: Unexpected Gifts From The Animals Of Africa 18. Cum For Bigfoot, Volume One 19. The Best Dad Is A Good Lover 20. The Pocket Book Of Boners 21. My Darling, My Hamburger 22. Who Cares About Elderly People? 23. Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power 24. Pet Goats & Pap Smears 25. Does God Ever Speak Through Cats? 26. The Bible Cure For Irritable Bowel Syndrome 27. Be Your Own Dick: Private Investigating Made Easy