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16 Signs You’re Having A Lesbian Breakup

Ladies, we might not be handling this very well.

1. You just had a three-hour conversation about your “boundaries.” You broke up eight months ago.

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2. You’ve spent a lot of time talking about not talking.

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You are never going to stop talking.

3. This is what you hear from all your straight friends:

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Really.

4. You have alienated at least one person because this breakup is ALL. YOU. TALK ABOUT.

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5. You catch yourself feeling nostalgic for the peripheral old people who used to give you dirty looks for holding hands.

I miss you?

6. You’re beginning to think Tegan and Sara are the only people in the world who get it.

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See? They get it!

7. You are earnestly trying to psychoanalyze her new haircut.

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WHAT DOES THIS UNDERCUT MEAN.

8. You are worried about how your style will work without her.

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And for fuck’s sake, how the hell are you going to divide your wardrobe?!

9. Seriously, WHICH ONE OF YOU KEEPS THE GENDER-NEUTRAL GEOMETRIC SWEATER?

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10. The first time you try to hang out as friends:

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Wait, friends don’t do this?

11. Your breakup buzzwords aren’t “It’s not you, it’s me.” They are “healthy,” “consent,” “support,” “commitment,” “responsibility,” and “processing.”

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12. Oh god, you do so much processing.

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13. Maybe you threw away a piece of trash she left in your apartment, maybe you didn’t. It’s complicated, okay?!

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14. You start watching her favorite TV show because it makes you feel closer to her.

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God help you if her favorite show is Lip Service.

15. You’re thinking about how to be better to yourself.

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16. You will never. EVER. Get over this breakup.

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(You will probably get over this breakup.)

Hang in there, sister.

Shoutout to my homegirl Mia for her help.

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Ariane Lange is an entertainment reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in Los Angeles.
Contact Ariane Lange at ariane.lange@buzzfeed.com
 
 
          
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