1. Plato's Potatoes
2. Francis Bacon
3. The Hegel Bagel
4. I Can't Believe It's Not Judith Butler
5. Chicken Marxala
6. Ham Hock Derrida
7. Nietzsche's Peaches
8. John Stuart Dill Pickles
9. Confucian Bluefin
10. Henry David Thoroatmeal Cookies
11. Swanson's Chicken Soup Locke
12. Apple Sartrelets
HT "Heidegger's hamburgers" nerd.