9 Things That Look Like Buttplugs That Are Not Actually Buttplugs

Curling wand or butt plug? Depends on the day, am I right?

1. These chocolates.

2. Bubble curling wand, or electric butt plug?

instagram.com

The joke has written itself here.

3. These lipstick sculptures by Livia Marin.

instagram.com

4. The gigantic butt plug masquerading as a Christmas tree in Paris.

Charles Platiau / Reuters

Designed by the U.S artist Paul McCarthy. We dutifully covered it in October.

5. Paul McCarthy really loves butt plug art, man.

Charles Platiau / Reuters

6. This gnome also appreciates butt plugs. I think it's actually supposed to be a hat, but we know the truth.

Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: geshmally

Art for the Nether region, based on your Nether region.

7. Ancient Roman perfume bottles also happen to look like Ancient Roman sex toys.

MaiaC from Flickr Creative Commons / Via Flickr: maiac

Coincidence? I think not. Perfume has always been considered a method of seduction.

8. Another "perfume bottle" for your consideration.

Godinga Perfume / Via amazon.com

9. Last butt not least, a plug that is also a butt.

Justin Crowe / Via kickstarter.com

Breaking my own rules here, butt you'll excuse me. Sorry not sorry.

Jennifer Lawrence has likely purchased every one of these items by now. Right behind you, JLaw.

Youtube / Via buzzfeed.com