1. To the short-order cook who likes it toasty:
2. To the newest roommate, who never really settled in:
3. To the kid-at-heart who thinks the kitchen table is for toys:
4. To the dinner party host who never learned there is no such thing as a "dish fairy":
5. To the brusher who values clean teeth more than their relationship with their roomie:
6. To the doughnut connoisseur who thought one little bite wouldn't hurt:
7. To the soup thief who would make a terrible nurse:
8. To the baker who needs to pay a little more attention to what's in the oven:
9. To the lovebirds who are ~always~ together:
10. To the amateur chef who hasn't quite perfected their "craft":
